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1. (Ke$ha) (2309↑, 809↓)
A drunk bitch who is a kinda chub verison of Taylor Swift. Her voice is so obviously autotuned it's ridiculous, and she dresses like the average pop music ho. Her lyrics are kinda stupid, but people like her songs anyways.

"Ke$ha is a drunk bitch and is gunna end up in rehab." "Friend 1: hey guys ima get drunk and write a shitty song in all my drunkednness, and then ima dress lyke britnay spearzzz Friend 2: WTF you're such a ke$ha, fuck off you drunk bitch"

Author: i'm pretty bored http://keha.urbanup.com/4487660
2. (Ke$ha) (1548↑, 628↓)
A relatively new pop artist who looks like an badass version of Taylor Swift. That's not an insult, it's the truth. She's primarily known for her song Tik Tok and appearing in Flo Rida's "Right Round." Not a particularily good singer or songwriter, Ke$ha often writes really crappy lyrics such as "There's a party at a rich dudes house so if ya wanna go then ya know oh" and "Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger", the latter of which doesn't exactly make sense. That being said, she does manage to write insanely and annoyingly catchy songs.

Anna: OMG\! Tik Tok is the kewlest song EVER\!\!\!\!\! Alexa: Who wrote it? Anna: You know, the girl who looks like Taylor Swift dressed up as Britney Spears. Alexa: Oh, you mean Ke$ha\! Anna: YEAH\! Alexa (listens for a minute to Tik Tok): Oh, god. I can't stand another second of this crap. At least Britney's lyrics make sense, even if they are slutty.

Author: Gummy Bears on Crack http://keha.urbanup.com/4475527
3. (Ke$ha) (1423↑, 621↓)
Horrible pop artist. It baffles me how people actually buy this crap. It sounds just like all the horrible pop music out there today. Her lyrics are TERRIBLE....seriously. A second grader could write better. Now has the most downloaded track ever. I can't believe people actually buy and listen to this "music".

Ke$ha is just another ripoff of Britney Spears, Lady GaGa, hopefully she'll fade into obscurity pretty soon...

4. (Ke$ha) (1013↑, 484↓)
Mid-Twenties drug addict who sucks at singing. Simply unbearable to listen to. Shitty excuse for pop sensation. Ke$ha- Almost like a little girl singing in the shower.

She is so Ke$ha

5. (Ke$ha) (980↑, 472↓)
Pathetic excuse for a musical artist as it has no musical talent whatsoever. Her only fans are girls between the ages of 12 and 14 who have been spoilt rotten by mommy and daddy who bought them their iPhone and PC and MAC makeup, although once their parents' trust fund runs out of cash, they have a 99% chance of turning to prostitution and drug/alcohol abuse (mainly due to having listened to Ke$ha's "music"). Her dress sense has been described as "garbage", and was inspired by cheap prostitutes. She is an alcoholic, and a future crack addict. It is estimated that this whole Ke$ha obsession will phase out by mid 2010, which will lead the "singer" to turn towards prostitution to fuel her $1,000,000 a day crack habit. Her best buddies include Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan. Is known to give blow jobs to microphones, megaphones, men, women, children, dogs, cats, Mick Jagger, all animate and inanimate objects, and bottles of Jack.

spoilt, dumbass 13 year old teeny bopper: "lyk omg hav u herd ke$haz nu song itz kald tik tok zomg itz lyk so gud itz lyk 'waik up in teh mornin feelin lyk p diddey' hahahaha omg LULZ wat a gwd song shii iz lyk so talented n priity i wizh i waz mre lyk her\!\!\!\!\!\!111\!" me: "go kill yourself." 13 year old: "omg u r lyk so lame okaiiz\! i hav 2 go dwnlode her new albm on miii PC now so i cn put it on mii iPhone and maik it mii ringtonez 4 erry1 2 here ZOMG luvv yaaa mwahz\!\!\!\!1111\!\!1\!1\!\!1\!\!"

6. (Ke$ha) (629↑, 246↓)
Ke$ha wanted in the music industry so bad. As a joke, one of her friends told her "Just suck somebody's dick that works there". The next thing you know, she has a deal. Now she makes crap that nobody can stand to listen to, except softcore [juggalos] and [juggalettes] and people who are fucked up off their ass. Her music is roughly (after editing) 98% auto tone, 2% her. I think she failed kindergarten AT LEAST once. Nobody stresses the letter "R" quite like her (What is swaggerrrr and who is Mick Jagerrrr?).

Ketchup, I mean, Ke$ha will probably stop being played on the radio by next week, tops.

7. (Ke$ha) (650↑, 296↓)
See: [crackwhore] Sometimes referred to as street trash.

Ke$ha is a crackwhore

Author: WayneBradySandwich http://keha.urbanup.com/4716588
8. (Ke$ha) (466↑, 221↓)
The newest addition to the line of auto tune whores in the pop music industry. Basically all of Ke$ha's songs recycle one general idea, which is getting drunk and partying. Her songs have been edited so many times that you can barely recognize her real voice. Think of her as Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Paris Hilton all combined into one mega slut.

Me: Ke$ha is a talentless whore, auto tone made her famous. I hope that bitch quits acting like a drunk whore and gets a real job.

9. (Ke$ha) (454↑, 214↓)
YET another sorry excuse of a singer. She is most well known for her shitty single, [Tik Tok], which is the worst song I have ever heard. What is worse is that it became the most downloaded song on [iTunes] ever. How the hell does that happen? I can't listen to that song for more than 5 seconds without wanting to gouge my eyes out. And you know she thinks she's the shit because the way she spells her name. C'mon, who puts a freakin' $ in their name? It is no talent singers like Ke$ha that make today's music horrible.

Dumbass: liek omg i haev to download Ke$ha's song off itunes rite now\!\!\!1 she is sooo talented\!\! I \<3 Ke$ha\!\!\!\!\!\!\!11 Intelligent person: Please kill yourself.

10. (Ke$ha) (352↑, 169↓)
an untalented [autotune] pop whore. Well, she may have some talent, but since everything is autotuned, it's impossible to tell. She looks like [Paris Hilton] when she's clubbing. Albeit, she looks like [Paris Hilton] after she's done a crapload of coke, drank a 40 of schnapps, passed out in her own vomit and redid her makeup (set to whore) while too intoxicated to stand.

"[WTF] happened last night?" "You got so wasted that you look like Ke$ha" "[OMG], my face looks like I passed out in glitterry finger paint. Why am I in a bath tub?" "Do you feel like P. Diddy?" "Who?"

11. (ke$ha) (323↑, 155↓)
1. a new "singer" whose "singing" is enhanced by over using autotune. 2. a cheesy name. 3. a mix between miley cyrus and souljaboy. 4. the one who killed pop off for good. 5. an ear infection. 6. the reason why recycling might actually be bad. -even though she isn't played as much as lady gaga, her singing is that of a dead ant.

i heard ke$ha's so called songs on the radio and had a stroke.

Author: slashtehnoob http://keha.urbanup.com/4846219
12. (Ke$ha) (201↑, 36↓)
A musical artist with very minimal/no talent, Ke$ha is a term known as 'crack-whore', or a whore who is addicted to crack cocaine. Despite having poor musicianship, Ke$ha is frequently played on the radio and is the voice of a generation of fellow crack-whores who believe it to be okay to get "crunk" at 9 in the morning. To compensate for her poor musicianship and horrendous outer-appearance, Ke$ha frequently likes to overuse makeup and glitter, giving her another appropriate term; "The Glam Whore".

Ke$ha is 'under-talented' and 'overrated' because her musical abilities are considerably limited, but her songs are gaining alarmingly frequent airplay.

13. (ke$ha) (319↑, 161↓)
Adjective, the opposite of classy.

Girl 1: Look at that girl in the sequin belly shirt\! Girl 2: whoa, she is so ke$ha.

14. (Ke$ha) (307↑, 152↓)
A talentless skank who got famous because she sang in a talentless lummox's stupid song. Most famous for 'Tik Tok'. Obviously can't spell, sing, or dress like a decent human being.

Ke$ha: *talentless autotuning* Me: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP\!\!

Author: bunraku*hime http://keha.urbanup.com/4848652
15. (Ke$ha) (212↑, 63↓)
Female pop singers name incorrectly pronounced "Kesha" (Keh-Shuh) 1) As the dollar symbol "$" has no sound associated with it inside a word, "Ke$ha" would be pronounced (Keh-Huh) 2) As scholars now believe, Ke$ha wanted the "$" symbol to add a sound to her stage name, thereby "Ke$ha" should be spoken as such: (Kuh-Dollar-Hah)

Ke$ha, Correctly Spoken: Angie: Are you going to the "Glitter on the Floor" concert? Becky: Yeah\! I can't wait to see what Kuh-Dollar-Hah wears\!

16. (Ke$ha) (217↑, 73↓)
a 'singer' who failed kindergarten, a horrible example of singing, and tells kids its okay to go out and get wasted. and who has no ideas who [mick jagger] is.

ke$ha: omg lets go do guys who look like mick Jaggerrrr\! Sane person: do you even know who mick jagger is? 9 yr old: lets go get wasted\! Me: do you even know what that is? 9 yr old: no but Ke$ha said its cool so i wanna get wasted\!

17. (Ke$ha) (228↑, 86↓)
Yet another no-talent hack posing as a musician. Her lyrics read like they were written by an 11 year old girl with [ADHD], and she can't sing worth shit. In fact, she doesn't even sing her verses - she just proses while [autotuning] her voice to the point that she sounds like a chalkboard being scraped with a cheese grater, while synthesizers drone on in the background. The only part of her awful "songs" (if you can call them that) which she actually sings is the chorus. Sadly, this bitch has a large fanbase of 13 year old girls, so she makes millions off of her shit, while plenty of musicians with real talent struggle daily just to make a living (her success is, of course, due to her "assets" - meaning her boobs and ass). The success of talentless idiots like Ke$ha and [Justin Bieber] could rightfully be interpreted as a sign of the [Apocaylpse].

The CIA has recently started using Ke$ha songs as a torture device for interrogating suspected terrorists. Now they won't have any need for [waterboarding].

Author: ElvisHairDude98 http://keha.urbanup.com/5379650
18. (Ke$ha) (282↑, 140↓)
The biggest embarrassment and piece of shit whore ever introduced to the music industry. She dresses like a prostitute that is dropped off nightly at the local red-light district to work for the money that she obviously can't earn through her shitty singles. Everytime she's on tv she looks high as a fucking kite, or fucking drunk. She wears clothing that look like shit rags used to wipe a person's ass with, and her hair is like a wig that has been throw in a big ass garbage can for 3 years, rotted, and throw in a damn wood chipper. Her and Justin Beiber were both meant for eachother, they both suck ass.

Ke$ha sounds like a squirrel dying combined with nails being dragged down a chalkboard and some old 55 year old man taking a massive dump.

Author: thisissteveward http://keha.urbanup.com/4967436
19. (Ke$ha) (180↑, 43↓)
An adjective describing a disgusting grimy appearance or smell of a female caused by not showering for an extended period of time.

Girl 1: Oh my god look at that girls hair. Girl 2: So gross, she's so Ke$ha I can smell her from here.

20. (Ke$ha) (168↑, 31↓)
- noun 1. any form of shit and glitter mixed in many variations. 2. song writer with no real singing talent being displayed just talking with auto-tune heavily applied. 3. an item of disgust and undesirability.

1. shit and glitter : Man that food was Ke$ha 2 Unpleasant : " id rather die then kiss Ke$ha "

21. (Ke$ha) (294↑, 159↓)
1. Nasty Caucasian bitch that sings about drinking and dancing all the damn time. 2. Vomit incarnate 3. The avatar of the celestial spirit of vomit

1. Ke$ha vomits tequila and glitter 2. "Wake up in the morning... with glltter on my face like I'm motherfuckin 2 years old" From Tik Tok by Ke$ha

Author: Lucifer66666 http://keha.urbanup.com/4924393
22. (Ke$ha) (278↑, 149↓)
Basically, If you flushed Taylor Swifts head in a toilet full of glitter and vodka you'd end up with Ke$ha. Her songs are extremly annoying, but catchy. Ke$ha's voice is most likely auto-tuned.

Person one: Ke$ha is awesome. Person two: Hah...whatever floats your boat.

Author: JazzieisSpazzie http://keha.urbanup.com/4993293
23. (Ke$ha) (267↑, 143↓)
1. (prop. n.) Hands-down, the MOST annoying voice currently in rotation on Top-40 radio stations (as of 2010-APR-27). 2. (n.) The ultimate song ninja. 3. (adj.) Appealing only to absent minded sorority girls with the maturity of a sophomore in high school (a.k.a. Tri-Deltas). 4. (n) The reason for the mad dash to the radio console for the sole purpose of changing the station. 5. (n) Cause for mass panic and exitus from dance clubs/parties due to the sudden drop in IQ from her music. 6. (n.) EVERYTHING THAT IS WRONG WITH POP MUSIC\!

1) My GOD\! Ke$ha's voice is annoying as hell\! 2) ::humming "Tik-Tok":: *ARGH\!* DAMN YOU KE$HA\! 3) ::cell phone ringtone "Blah-blah-blah\!". High maintenance young woman with orange "tan" answers phone:: "Delta, delta, delta house. How can I help ya, help ya, help ya\! ::voice on phone:: "Is the luau party to benefit The Center for Children Who Don't Read Too Good tonight?" ::orange tan female:: "Mos' def\! Dress code is Ke$ha\!" 4) Change the station\! They're playing Ke$ha. 5) GTFO\! The dj just put on Ke$ha\! Save yourself\! 6) Ke$ha is one of the top played and downloaded artists of the year?\! God help us all.

24. (ke$ha) (230↑, 121↓)
The sum of Taylor Swift + Alcohol

What do you get when you mix Taylor Swift and Alcohol? ke$ha \!\!\!

25. (ke$ha) (248↑, 142↓)
A cheesy pop singer that is famous for no good reason. She also has a really horrible voice.

Ke$ha fan: Have you heard that song Tik Tok? Its really amazing. Me: I only listened to like 15 seconds of it. It was horrible. Ke$ha fan: Fuck you\! She is really talented\! Me: You think she's talented? She can't even sing\! Go listen to some real music\!

26. (Ke$ha) (228↑, 128↓)
see [Whore]

wow man... that Ke$ha gave you head?

27. (ke$ha) (242↑, 142↓)
a whore who goes to night clubs and has sex with guys in the clubs (most likely bathrooms and seductively in a sitting area). She lets 12-14 year olds listen to her idiotic music, and then parents wonder why is my little 14 year old daughter starting to drink... well in most of her shit songs it says Bottle of Jack "Jack Daniels" and getting drunk and touching junk, shes a fail and I think if she was the last woman on earth I would fuck her shit up. Shes a bad influence to young girls and she needs to be shot. she is the cancer of partying and drinking and she needs to die. and ke$ha if you're reading this...... you're a complete and total dike.

guy 1: Dude my girlfriend won't stop going to party's and getting drunk and fucking a bunch of other dudes... guy2: She was listening to ke$ha wasn't she... guy1: Yes... how did you figure? guy2: Drinking, Partying guy1: Fucking ke$ha i'm going to rip open her chest and incinerate her heart.... that's if it doesn't have alcohol poisoning

Author: IntentiveFuckFace http://keha.urbanup.com/5029258
28. (Ke$ha) (221↑, 123↓)
An intoxicated Taylor Swift. She is also known for dressing like a crackwhore.

Taylor has had so much vodka, she's starting to look like Ke$ha

Author: Galloping Stallion http://keha.urbanup.com/5062132
29. (Ke$ha) (249↑, 155↓)
Mick Jagger's mistress.

Yo homie, I went to that Ke$ha show last night and to my surprise I saw Ke$ha all over Mick Jagger\!

30. (Ke$ha) (204↑, 118↓)
Slutty, party like, drunk

That's so Ke$ha of you to wear that shirt.

31. (ke$ha) (222↑, 137↓)
The sorriest and saddest excuse the mainstream music industry has brought. This crackwhore appeals to teenybopper girls ages 10-16, with shit we are supposed to call her "music". She is a disgrace to even the POP music industry, which is bad enough as it is\! She got famous for her popular single "Tik Tok". Right off the bat, anyone with a brain stem can figure out that she at least failed the 1rst, 2nd, or 3rd grade. The lyrics are shitty. The voice is auto tuned. The fuckin' song doesn't make any muthafuckin' sense for crying out loud\! It's one of the top downloaded songs on iTunes\! How are people this fucking stupid?\! Most of her fans are closed minded and won't accept the fact that she's just an all-around bad artist. Bottom Line: Ke$ha has ruined hope for mankind that good music will ever come out of the mainstream music industry ever again.

Teenybopper: "omgz leik hear diz song called tik tok by ke$ha...best song evar\!\!" Me: "WTF is this shit? I listened to only 5 seconds of this and my ears started to bleed. I'd rather listen to heavy metal." Teenybopper: "ur just jeluz\!\!" Me: "That is just so repetitive. The least you could do is be creative with your arguments, if they even refute anything." Teenybopper: "watevar\!\!"

Author: The Motherphucker http://keha.urbanup.com/5156668
32. (Ke$ha) (213↑, 132↓)
A comedian who's joke is to sing terribly. She has been seen on many show's and has won awards. She also likes to run around half naked while singing.

Person 1: Dude did you hear Ke$ha last night? Person 2: Yeah man that was hilarious.

33. (Ke$ha) (205↑, 125↓)
[ke'ching·huh] -noun music-making song artist slutty, but not slutty enough to be "Her Majesty", Lady Gaga

Ke$ha feels like P Diddy this morning

Author: Sunshine "The Better Than U\!" http://keha.urbanup.com/5159678
34. (Ke$ha) (85↑, 7↓)
1. Pop singer with little to no singing ability. Recent hits include Tik Tok and Your Love is My Drug. One time was enough. Ke$ha is also featured in the hit song of equally talentless artist Flo-Rida (he's from Florida so he put a space in the middle of the word. Not only do Ke$ha and Flo-rida share a lack of talent but both have incredibly unimaginative monikers). Almost entirely auto-tuned, her sound resembles that of a malfunctioning masturbating robot. Her lyrics, the few that make sense anyway, promote the once condemned stupid and cheap behavior that causes STDs. Her style is a failed imitation of Lady Gaga and is likened more to that of...well I was gonna say trashy hookers but I don't want to insult hookers that way 2. Sign that American mainstream music fails

Did you hear that new Ke$ha song? I didn't make it past the first 5 seconds.

35. (ke$ha) (203↑, 129↓)
To be dirty , wearing stuff from your local garbage dump , being called a ke$ha is the worst insult you can receive

Girl 1: Your such a fucking ke$ha Girl 2: runs away, crying and hangs herself on the fan

Author: nirvanaforever http://keha.urbanup.com/5327543
36. (ke$ha) (81↑, 15↓)
gay ass bitch

Did u hear the new ke$ha song? ya it sucked dick

Author: dayyyaaaammmmdumbassmofucka http://keha.urbanup.com/5709946
37. (Ke$ha) (200↑, 134↓)
Ke$ha isn't that talented but she is funny and her music is catchy.

Ke$ha's song is stuck in my head\! The lyrics are so stupid\!

38. (Ke$ha) (34↑, 7↓)
A cruddy singer. Her voice is always fixed with [autotune] and sounds terrible live. A [lady gaga] wanna be. All she sings about is beer, getting drunk, and acting like a [slut]. She is trashing the minds of thousands of American children with her no good, shitty music. Her parents must be so proud...

(Ke$ha playing on the radio with fixed autotune voice) "We are who we are...." Guy: "Change the station\! Turn that shit off\!" Girl: "Nooooo she's AMAZING\!" (guy goes and breaks the radio)

Author: tehgreatzebra(again\!) http://keha.urbanup.com/5812401
39. (Ke$ha) (31↑, 8↓)
To cover up or hide an STD with glitter.

Person 1: "Dude, why does that bitch have glitter all over her lips and mouth?" Person 2: "She had to Ke$ha so that Mick Jagger looking dude will hook up with her." Person 1: "What's Ke$ha?" Person 2: "Herpes, dude. Herpes." Person 1: "That was a waste of time. That Mick Jagger looking dude will hit anything whether she Ke$shas her face or not\!"

Author: chigga cheese http://keha.urbanup.com/5812224
40. (Ke$ha) (22↑, 1↓)
A horrible musician who can't sing for shit to save her life. Her voice is so terrible that millions of people will run away when they hear it. Kesha's lyrics are just some of the most unintelligent lyrics I ever seen\! Even little kids can write more creative lyrics than her.

Person 1: Did you hear Ke$ha on the radio? Person 2: Yes, her music polluting my ears and all of her music should be removed from the radio\! Person 1: Agree\!

Author: Diversity In Music http://keha.urbanup.com/6173719
41. (Ke$ha) (25↑, 13↓)
A term to describe a douchebag-like skank. A Ke$has natural habitat is Los Angeles, California. Ke$has are swift but swerve to the side or collapse due to being drunk or stoned. They make tick tock noises and talk non-sense like blah blah blah. You will know who is a Ke$ha when u ask them "Who are you?" and they respond with "We R who we R". If a Ke$ha's identity is revealed, they will blow up and glitter will fly everywhere. Another way to identify a Ke$ha is by listening to their voice. They sound like girls most of the time, but sometimes their voices drops and they begin to sound like a guy.

Guy 1: "Hey man are you okay?" Guy 2: "Yeah, apparently that girl I tried to hook up with was a Ke$ha... Nearly got out of there alive"

42. (Ke$ha) (14↑, 3↓)
American singer who acts like a whore, dresses like a whore, sings about being a whore... need I say more?

Ke$ha: Because being a skank has never been so fashionable...

Author: GoAskAlex1991 http://keha.urbanup.com/6037169
43. (Ke$ha) (0↑, 0↓)
A singer who can be described in two words: glitter whore. (refer to example to see how much she spends on glitter a year, you'd be surprised.)

Pop star Ke$ha is known for her love of glitter. So Vanity Fair's Eric Spitznagel asked the question: "What's your glitter budget for a typical year? It's got to be in the thousands, right?" Her reply: "Honestly, it's pretty exorbitant. It's probably more like a few thousand every month. If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body. It's really a big part of what I do. It's my goal to cover the planet in glitter and take the (expletive) over. I can't do that if I don't have a (expletive)-ton of glitter." She adds, "That's right. I've found glitter in places that will not be named in this interview."

44. (ke$ha) (9↑, 10↓)
The music of intellectuals and the voice of a generation. Insightful and challenging lyrics paired with beautiful, musically innovative melodies make for a moving and emotional musical experience.

Example of Ke$ha's genius: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?) Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city (Lets go) Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back True beauty.

Author: Dickmaster2300 http://keha.urbanup.com/6061326
45. (Ke$ha) (4↑, 5↓)
In the realm of sexual exploration, a Ke$ha is as surprising as its cousin the Sasquatch, but far more degrading. While in the act of intercourse or fellatio, the man must aim his erect member at the face of his partner (male or female). He must then proceed to ejaculate his supply of semen on said partner's face. This in and of itself does not make for a true Ke$ha. Hidden in his hand or nearby the man must have a supply of glitter to then hurl onto the semen which has taken residence on the partner's face. The partner thus has an outward resemblance to Ke$ha, while feeling as horrible inside as her music makes everyone feel.

I did something truly unforgivable to my boyfriend, so he ke$ha'd me last night. Wow, well you look as horrible as Ke$ha sounds.

Author: chapped dick http://keha.urbanup.com/5945345
46. (Ke$ha) (6↑, 10↓)
24-year-old pop singer from Nashville, Tennessee that signed to [Dr. Luke]'s Kemosabe label in 2005. Spent a good 4 years behind the scenes co-writing and providing vocals for other artists before releasing Animal. Peeves about Ke$ha's music include overkill of autotune, inane lyrics, and the fact that it's even called "music." Contrary to its content, she isn't an alcoholic streetwalker. She admits she enjoys partying and drinking, but not in excess. She wouldn't appear in [Flo Rida]'s "Right Round" video, for fear of being visually objectified. However, she's not amazing. Yes, I have listened to "Goodbye," "Invisible," and the like. While "Kesha" is reputably fresher in style, the lyrical quality and her voice, while pleasant, is amateurish at best. Fans have also come across and gloat about a little-known fact that her IQ is over 140. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I have to turn in a 34-page astrophysics paper. However, as an artist, she proves to be just the kind of mediocre, clubbing-enthused pop star romping about, besides that giddy dash of glitter. Not only are her lyrics "unique" and "ballsy," they are also empowering to women, such as in "Blah Blah Blah," when demanding guys to "show them where their dicks at," is considered an one-up to the number of times women have been objectified in music. Despite her noble goal, she seems to have forgotten that women empowerment doesn't equal misandry/male objectification.

From Ke$ha's infamous "Tik Tok": "Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back." Silly critics. That Jack Daniels bit was OBVIOUSLY meant to be absurdist.

Author: Spiritus Palimpsestuous http://keha.urbanup.com/5953783
47. (Ke$ha) (152↑, 203↓)
A singer who loves to party, drink, and have a good time. Usually dates men with beards, and likes to have slumber parties in her basement with anyone.

OH I LOVE KE$HA\! SHE ROCKS\!

48. (Ke$ha) (171↑, 252↓)
An artist that became popular in early 2010. Has been described as "trashy, garbage, slut, just another pop ho". When in reality, Ke$ha has an IQ of over 140, and scored 1500 on her SAT. She turned down a scholarship to Barnard College to follow her dreams in the music industry. She sang the hook on Flo Rida's "Right Round", but didn't take credit for it because she wanted to make it on her own in the industry (unlike Keri Hilson, who ONLY sings hooks and then ATTEMPTS to do her own thing... Yuck). Her mom handed out demo's which landed in the hands of record producers, and the rest is music history. Ke$ha does all her own makeup for her concerts, and still shops at thrift stores. Yes, she does use auto tune, but then again, so does T-Pain, The Black Eyed Peas, and several other popular artists. She does look like Taylor Swift yet bad ass, which happens to be pretty sexy.

Dumbass: Ugh, is this Ke$ha??? She's SUCH a dumb hoe\! Probably lives on a street corner somewhere in LA\!\! Me: If you hate her so much, why are you singing along and dancing like a maniac? Dumbass: ...... It's catchy.... Me: Shut up.

Author: Juststatingthefacts http://keha.urbanup.com/5348190
49. (Ke$ha) (21↑, 131↓)
Ke$ha is not a drunken whore as everyone says she is. She may drink, but so does a lot of other people. She doesn't have sex with every guy, either. Shes an amazing and talented singer\! She has her own personality and style, and doesn't care what people think of her. And for people who say "you wonder why kids are drinking at younger ages? its cause her music". Actually, in a video she made she said that if she could, she wouldn't want ANYONE under the age of 16 years old to listen to her cds. And that if they sent her a letter, she'd refund the money they spent on the album, that shows how true she is to her fans\!

If you think shes a crappy singer, check out the song, "while you were sleeping" or "goodbye", by Ke$ha. it shows she can. Very well. Shes amazing.

50. (Ke$ha) (30↑, 182↓)
An amazing singer and dancer, who likes to be outgoing with her lryics and makeup.

Her most famous songs of 2009-2010: We r Who we r, Tik Tok, Take it off, Blah Blah Blah. Her most Famous make up worn on: New Years Eve of 2010-2011.... Friend 1: I love Ke$ha Friend 2: Dont you know that she is just like Rihanna, and Beyonce. Friend 1: Really i always thought she was more like the beautiful, Megan Fox.

51. (Ke$ha) (22↑, 321↓)
My idea of a good singer. Well, I doubt she can really sing, but I like her music. I'm not going to lie, she is a pretty big slut who likes the most disgusting guys. She has a very... different style of music, like Take It Off, and Disgusting. A really big hit of hers was Tik Tok. She is blonde, likes glitter. And gold. Pretty damn hot. Has worked with 3OH\!3 twice, they featured in each others songs, Blah blah blah and My first kiss.

Ke$ha lyrics: Don't stop, make it pop, DJ blow my speakers up. Tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight. Tik tok, on the clock, but the party don't stop no, oh oh ah oh. Oh oh ah oh. - Tik Tok Stop talk talk talk talkin that blah, blah, blah. Think you'll be getting this not, not, not, not in the back of my car, ar, ar. If you keep talkin that blah, blah, blah. -Blah blah blah It's disgusting, how I love you. I can't take it, I could kill you. Cuz your messin up my name, gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just wanna touch your face. It's disgusting. - Disgusting Because your love, your love, your love, is my drug. Your love, your love, your love. I said your love, your love, your love is my drug, your love, your love, your love. -Your love is my drug

Author: invader Jenna http://keha.urbanup.com/5189312
52. (Ke$ha) (328↑, 722↓)
THE NEXT BIG THING\! Ke$ha made her debut collaborating with Flo Rida on the song "Right Round" and her own first single "Tik Tok" is a smash hit\! Her new cd "Animal" comes out in January and it's guaranteed to make her number 1\!\!\! A lot of people are close-minded to her style and criticize her as a fame-whore with no talent but I say..."Fuck those people\!\!\!" She's creative and packs a punch\!\!\! She knows who she is and will do great things\!

*music plays* "Don't stop make it pop dj blow my speakers up..." Now that's the kind of groove I'm talkin' about\! Ke$ha eh\!?\! I like it.

53. (Ke$ha) (65↑, 505↓)
Possibly the hottest girl known to man. Although her music isn't that great, and her lyrics are very dumb, she is still very, very sexy.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear that new song by Ke$ha? Guy 2: Oh, you mean that hott bitch that looks like Taylor Swift but like 10x hotter? Guy 1: Yeah\!

Author: DizzleFizzlez http://keha.urbanup.com/4751146
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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